Bipolar

Wednesday’s child is full of woe

Thursday’s child has far to go! Hmmm – there’s a Bipolar message in there somewhere. Wednesday sort of describes the dysthymic phase and Thursday the climb away and out of it. And from there we then hit Sunday where apparently we are bonny and blithe and good and gay.

So there we have it – if you suffer from Bipolar you are working to a three day week! No wonder we feel as if we’ve been short-changed.

I confess I’ve clung to Horoscope reading in the hope that Mercury rising over Uranus ( sorry just couldn’t resist it ) might explain my fluctuating moods.

Palm reading merely told me I had hands the size of a Masai Tribesman, and as for reading the tea leaves, well it always left me strained. Boom boom!

Graphologists suggested my signature was indicative of a repressed homosexual.

In my quest for the silver bullet, I am currently probing sheep’s entrails whilst sitting on a camel playing bagpipes. Not sure what it’s telling me but its sure getting me noticed.

If you have any novel cures do let me know. In the meantime, I’ll keep playing the Gay Gordons

Have a good one!

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