Exciting New Car – Bipolar SSRi


A new hybrid was launched today – the Bipolar SSRi.

It comes fully loaded and promises a wild ride

Standard options include;

  • No seat belts for a really risky ride
  • An automatic that can turn manual without notice
  • No brakes so you can flirt with suicide
  • Turbocharger that kicks in when you least expect it
  • Suicide doors
  • Bald tyres
  • Cruise Control that can fool you
  • Headlights that point in different directions
  • Two tone horn
  • Computer that speaks so quickly you cannot understand it

What a ride. Form an orderly queue outside your nearest Psychiatric Unit!


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